Cell Phone Bird

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In the morning, about 6 a.m., this bird wakes us up. "Doodley-doodley-doodley!" Sounds like an old cell phone ringing. But it's just a bird trying to wake people up, break into their private lives, put them on edge.

"Doodley-doodley-doodley!"
"Doodley-doodley-doodley!"
"Doodley-doodley-doodley!"

I stick my head out the window: "Would somebody pick up that goddamn bird???"